Bitch a very popular word in west usually associated with females with Mayawati sort of behavior , sometimes even associated with animals or problems or loosing sports team or infinite unpleasant situations, conditions applied you gotta be carrying two bottle of vodkas in your belly. A word which is with the speed of shatabdi express is becoming the ‘fancy’ word of ‘awe in west’ east side of world. Well female readers cool down your quickly carrot turning noses, I mean here the bitch called life.
Interesting language we have, bitch=life, dreams=parents disapproval, freedom=don’t do ungli to society, arrange marriage=mujhse koi phasi nahi yar(you read respect for parents), USA/UK/RUSSIAN/ETC= saala angrez hai, peace=four bomb blasts every year(though our defense minister says be thank full we only got 3 this year), India=Marathi, tamil, Punjabi, can’t write all I intended to write a small blog. Sometimes I wonder we could have done without some words,too many words too many languages too many confusions, Telugu Ramayana says Ravana was God, U.P ki Ramayana says Ravan ki maa ki jay(you know what I mean),shahrukh says Ra.one, na I didn’t make that film. I know I know I was talking about life toh itna khichdi kyun kar raha hun, well lets go point to point. Why is life a bitch?, because the standard definition of bitch says a female which is not liked by society ( I am talking about the gentry wali dictionary), and as I see people around me complaining about life too much, so does that proves life is a bitch because society doesn’t like it, I am not going into the gender but read between the lines, will you?
I somewhere believe that our lives are directly associated to the country or society we live in. So does that mean we are an unhappy country? I hardly doubt that because surveys say that we are among the most happy countries, we have the malyas, the ambanis, the mittals, the gandhis, the mayawati decorating elephants ( I have something against that women), the khans, the tendulkars, the etcs, then what makes us unhappy? We are suppose to be the best engineers, the doctors, the best and totally best zero inventors(mathematicians but sorry I want this blog to be funny), we are the ones obama warns his country of, we are suppose to be street smart, ambitious, hungry for success, but I guess hunger to our country is a different concept, we are highly applying it by depriving 30% of our hippo population of food and food and yes food. So is that our country’s problem, is that why my society is sad, is that the reason behind my life being a bitch? Or mayawati cutting 5 lakh ka b’day cakes(gosh! I guess I am in love with her), politicians enjoying hormonical imbalance in the assemblies, some pandey chick stripping in public and sachin’s hundred, is that why my country is down or my society is sad and my life is a bitch?
May be our country’s very much celebrated culture is catching on a flue from further east and farther west, Politicians from east and janta from west respectively. I guess my country is getting ill, shall I call our doctors from USA or Sonia Gandhi from medical checkup in London, may be that will help my country, my society or may be me but my friend says his life is a bitch because some bitch, I will censor the next few words, has dumped him, even after he bought her pricey gifts and blah blah. Gosh! Too many confusions , too many questions and arrgh! I am back to square one or say zero, makes us Indians proud. So life is a bitch, read between the lines will you? Or shall I say read btw d lines wil u?...:p
(sorry for disappointing all the hormonically patriotic guys, who started reading this blog as they thought I gonna bash at some male perspective dominated relationship problems, may be next time fellas)
Interesting language we have, bitch=life, dreams=parents disapproval, freedom=don’t do ungli to society, arrange marriage=mujhse koi phasi nahi yar(you read respect for parents), USA/UK/RUSSIAN/ETC= saala angrez hai, peace=four bomb blasts every year(though our defense minister says be thank full we only got 3 this year), India=Marathi, tamil, Punjabi, can’t write all I intended to write a small blog. Sometimes I wonder we could have done without some words,too many words too many languages too many confusions, Telugu Ramayana says Ravana was God, U.P ki Ramayana says Ravan ki maa ki jay(you know what I mean),shahrukh says Ra.one, na I didn’t make that film. I know I know I was talking about life toh itna khichdi kyun kar raha hun, well lets go point to point. Why is life a bitch?, because the standard definition of bitch says a female which is not liked by society ( I am talking about the gentry wali dictionary), and as I see people around me complaining about life too much, so does that proves life is a bitch because society doesn’t like it, I am not going into the gender but read between the lines, will you?
I somewhere believe that our lives are directly associated to the country or society we live in. So does that mean we are an unhappy country? I hardly doubt that because surveys say that we are among the most happy countries, we have the malyas, the ambanis, the mittals, the gandhis, the mayawati decorating elephants ( I have something against that women), the khans, the tendulkars, the etcs, then what makes us unhappy? We are suppose to be the best engineers, the doctors, the best and totally best zero inventors(mathematicians but sorry I want this blog to be funny), we are the ones obama warns his country of, we are suppose to be street smart, ambitious, hungry for success, but I guess hunger to our country is a different concept, we are highly applying it by depriving 30% of our hippo population of food and food and yes food. So is that our country’s problem, is that why my society is sad, is that the reason behind my life being a bitch? Or mayawati cutting 5 lakh ka b’day cakes(gosh! I guess I am in love with her), politicians enjoying hormonical imbalance in the assemblies, some pandey chick stripping in public and sachin’s hundred, is that why my country is down or my society is sad and my life is a bitch?
May be our country’s very much celebrated culture is catching on a flue from further east and farther west, Politicians from east and janta from west respectively. I guess my country is getting ill, shall I call our doctors from USA or Sonia Gandhi from medical checkup in London, may be that will help my country, my society or may be me but my friend says his life is a bitch because some bitch, I will censor the next few words, has dumped him, even after he bought her pricey gifts and blah blah. Gosh! Too many confusions , too many questions and arrgh! I am back to square one or say zero, makes us Indians proud. So life is a bitch, read between the lines will you? Or shall I say read btw d lines wil u?...:p
(sorry for disappointing all the hormonically patriotic guys, who started reading this blog as they thought I gonna bash at some male perspective dominated relationship problems, may be next time fellas)
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